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Cleveland Steamer

Term: Cleveland Steamer
Definition: Defecating on another's chest before rolling it in (ie. streamrolling it).
Synonyms: cleveland steaming
Date Added: 16 July, 2009

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
  Example: Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.
• A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing. 1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act. 2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.
  Example: Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.
• (N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act) b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them
  Example: My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller
• the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
  Example: i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.
• when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.
  Example: "i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"
• Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.
  Example: Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.
• The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.
  Example: While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.
• It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. >:)
  Example: She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.
• the procedure of one sexual partner (man or woman) taking a shit on the chest area of the other partner (man or woman).
  Example: That cleveland steamer you gave me last night was extra hot, i can still feel the steam from under the sheets last night.
• Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you make a deposit on your partner's torso, most often during fellatio (if the woman is receiving) or cunningulus (if the man is receiving). What distinguishes the "Steamer" from the Hot Carl is that following the deposit, you slide back and forth on the deposit to smear it into the partner.
  Example: Sheila and I both needed a shower after I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.
• An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.
  Example: Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.
• Crapping on your partner when titty-fucking or tea-bagging.
  Example: Michael Jackson will get a Cleveland Steamer everyday in the pen.
• The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.
  Example: Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.
• The act of making sweet love to a woman, waiting until she goes to sleep, defecating on her chest, taking a five dollar bill from her purse and then bolting from the area.
  Example: She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.
• To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.
  Example: Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.
• when you take a shit on your partner during sex.
  Example: damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.
• The act of taking a dump on someone's torso and then opening the window on a cool night to watch the steam rise from it.
  Example: After a fun night of sledding, Annie and I went back to her place where I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.
• The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate
  Example: I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.
• cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it
  Example: if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci
• The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
  Example: "Tiffany broke up with me after I gave her a cleveland steamer."

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