Term: Coitus
Definition: The technical term for sexual intercourse or plain 'fucking'. Date Added: 10 June, 2006
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis into the female reproductive tract Example: Kris Ann's sister was shocked when I informed her that we were preparing to engage in coitus.
The process of which living organisms engage in sexual intercourse. Example: Did mom and dad engage in coitus to have me?
The way a child with a speech impediment pronounces "Curtis." Hilarious when heard aloud. Example: Little Joey at 7 years old: Coitus, stop eating paste.
Little Curtis at 7 years old: Stop calling me that, fuckhead. Don't you know what that means yet?! And this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts.
1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream Example: Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.
The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed. Example: "Hmmm"
"Ohhh!"
"Ooooh!"
"COITUS!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"
Sex. The physical act of love. Example: Maude: "Do you like it?"
Dude: "I was talking about my rug"
Maude: "You're not interested in sex?"
Dude: "You mean coitus?"
Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents. Example: "Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"
just playin about the dumbass thing, i meant to say my really awesome friend yelled her newly-aquired word at my mom:) you know i love ya lacenut Example: l:coitus!
m:shhh!!
l:COITUS!!! COITUS!!
m:SSHHHH!!
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Author: Anonymous
Comment: What's the correct pronunciation?
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Date Added: 27 August, 2009
Author: Anonymous
Comment: um, coitus?
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Date Added: 26 October, 2009
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