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Coitus

Term: Coitus
Definition: The technical term for sexual intercourse or plain 'fucking'.
Date Added: 10 June, 2006

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis into the female reproductive tract
  Example: Kris Ann's sister was shocked when I informed her that we were preparing to engage in coitus.
• fancy way to say fuck
  Example: Wanna coitus?! ;)
• The process of which living organisms engage in sexual intercourse.
  Example: Did mom and dad engage in coitus to have me?
• The way a child with a speech impediment pronounces "Curtis." Hilarious when heard aloud.
  Example: Little Joey at 7 years old: Coitus, stop eating paste. Little Curtis at 7 years old: Stop calling me that, fuckhead. Don't you know what that means yet?! And this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts.
• 1. Sex 2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream
  Example: Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.
• The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.
  Example: "Hmmm" "Ohhh!" "Ooooh!" "COITUS!" "Thank you, Captain Obvious!"
• Sex. The physical act of love.
  Example: Maude: "Do you like it?" Dude: "I was talking about my rug" Maude: "You're not interested in sex?" Dude: "You mean coitus?"
• Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.
  Example: "Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"
• just playin about the dumbass thing, i meant to say my really awesome friend yelled her newly-aquired word at my mom:) you know i love ya lacenut
  Example: l:coitus! m:shhh!! l:COITUS!!! COITUS!! m:SSHHHH!!

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Comments

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Author: Anonymous
Comment: um, coitus?
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Date Added: 26 October, 2009

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Author: Anonymous
Comment: What's the correct pronunciation?
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Date Added: 27 August, 2009

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