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Dendrophilia

Term: Dendrophilia
Definition: Sexual arousal from trees, or worship of flora.
Date Added: 13 March, 2007

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
  Example: Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002 Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best Today, I humped a tree I had to pee No place to go but behind a tree I saw A hollow knothole So I said to myself I’ll give it a go I humped a tree I humped a tree I humped a tree Ohhhhhhhhhhh The cops got me They had to stop me They threw me in jail That’s where you come in I need you to pay my bail I humped a tree I humped a tree They threw me in jail I humped a tree I humped a tree They threw me in jail ….beeb
• Arousle by trees/Sex with trees
  Example: I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.
• Fornication with Trees.
  Example: Keep bridgette out of the forest she's a dendrophiliac
• Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular
• People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.
  Example: I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.
• people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on
  Example: i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet

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Comments

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Author: Anonymous
Comment: I can understand worshipping 'bush', but trees? LOL
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Date Added: 10 August, 2009

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Author: Anonymous
Comment: This is discussed alot on the La Creme Extreme Forum
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Date Added: 06 January, 2011

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Author: Anonymous
Comment: See lots of dendrophilia Porn at www.lacremedvd.com/forum
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Date Added: 06 January, 2011

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