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Dendrophilia
Term: Dendrophilia
Definition: Sexual arousal from trees, or worship of flora.
Date Added: 13 March, 2007
ID: 245
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
- Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
Example: Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002
Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best
Today, I humped a tree
I had to pee
No place to go but behind a tree
I saw
A hollow knothole
So I said to myself
I’ll give it a go
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
The cops got me
They had to stop me
They threw me in jail
That’s where you come in
I need you to pay my bail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
….beeb - Arousle by trees/Sex with trees
Example: I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree. - Fornication with Trees.
Example: Keep bridgette out of the forest she's a dendrophiliac - Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular
- People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.
Example: I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature. - people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on
Example: i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet
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