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Dirty Sanchez

Term: Dirty Sanchez
Definition: Smearing shit underneath the nose of a partner.
Date Added: 02 March, 2007
ID: 79

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• You guys are wrong, its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
  Example: After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty sanchez.
• after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.
  Example: he gave her a dirty sanchez and she never had anal sex again.
• NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.
  Example: The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
• It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.
  Example: Jane likes to give head, but Dick likes to give a Dirty Sanchez.
• An act characterized by the fingering of the ass and the giving of a "thin shit moustache." Not to be confused with the [dirty rodruigez].
  Example: I was bangin' her ass and then I decided it would be a great idea to give her a dirty sanchez.
• Doing a chick, best when doggy style, and at some point during the act of sex...sticking your finger(s) in her ass, and then rubbing that finger(s) on her upper lip, thus giving her a fecal mustache.
  Example: "That bitch got pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez"
• Ok, this is the official way to give a dirty sanchez people, get it straight. First you must be doing a girl doggy-style, then you stick a finger in her asshole, and reach around to administer the poo-stache.
  Example: I told the bitch I'd give her a Dirty Sanchez if she wouldnt shut her trap.
• The 100% true definition of Dirty Sanchez: When having vaginal sex (usually [doggystyle]) with a woman, you stick your finger up her asshole, then wipe it on her upper lip. I assume this word came from the fact that it looks like a Mexican mustache. Since Sanchez is a common Mexican name, and dirty is sometimes used to describe Mexicans. The dirty could also come from the fact that the girl has her own shit on her face.
  Example: I totally Dirty Sanchezed this chick. She never came aack for some reason...
• Dirty Sanchez is taking ones penis after anal sex and going across the upper lip creating the mustache. Often confused with using ones finger which is a HITLER.
  Example: I pulled out and tried to go Ass-to-mouth she wasn't down for it so I gave her a dirty sanchez in stead.
• Dirty Sanchez is when after anal sex a male takes his penis and rubs it across his partners upper lip creating a mexican like mustache. Dirty Sanchez is often confused with a "Hitler" which is when you your finger and rub across ones upper lip.
  Example: Eww did you gave her a Dirty Sanchez, I bet that smelt like shit. haha sux for her. she should have gone Ass-to-mouth
• sneaking up on somebody while they're sleepin then crouching down with they're nose between ur ass cheeks then fart.
  Example: While i was at Ryan's house, me and mason snuck up on that fucker austin and gave him a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping.
• The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.
  Example: *Dan walks up to Mark* Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating? Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick. Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was? Mark: What? Dan: Sanchez! *Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*
• The act of engaging in the [doggy style] position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.
  Example: I would never kiss my girl right after a dirty sanchez!!!
• NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.
  Example: The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
• The preferred nickname of Oswaldo Sanchez, goalkeeper for the Mexican national soccer team.
  Example: "I was there when DaMarcus Beasley scored that beautiful goal on Dirty Sanchez and the US went on to beat Mexico 2-0 in Columbus and qualify for the World Cup." Sam's Army: "DIR-TY SAN-CHEZ" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap)
• The 'British Jackass', made up from 3 Welsh people (Pancho, Dainton & Prichard), and 1 Englishman (Dan); who are mates for their love of skateboarding, and their total disregard for their own safety. Simply, if YOU think Jackass is the most daring, that just proves you simply havent seen Dirty Sancez!. in jackass, all they do is joke about and dont do nothing daring. in dirty sanchez, they hammer EVERY extremity to a woodern plank, have a home made enema with lager, and then drink it afterwards, after chucking up into it and drinking it again, jumping into stinger nettles and rubbing the leaves EVERYWHERE (then eating the leaves) and throwing up onto dans face, stapling their arms and legs, and making them ooze horrible fluids and putting a nail strait vertically through their toe using a industrial clamp to name a few! Other stunts include doing live shows, making each other bleed and throw up at each one, clay pigeon shooting, and made the clay discs land on thier heads to make them bleed, Went swimming with jellyfish, got taken out by a entire hockey team on their own, played naked paintball, and got soccer balls, and rugby balls (the same as american football) kicked at their balls from only a few feet away, played around (waking each other up) with cacti that was used for torture by native americans and other vile acts. The latest series is out now, and for one episode they went to a building site. Down the rubbish shoots, they made things land on their balls, and they tested the builders helmets by dropping larges bricks on their heads. They also created sparks from massive saws and shot them into their balls, put cement on each other while they were sleeping, put a lock around Pancho and swallowed the key, hammered their hands to a board by the webbing of their fingers, bashed their testicles with hammers, and much more!
  Example: Dirty Sanchez is far worse then Jackass infact, it makes Jackass look like the telletubbies
• Dirty Sánchez describes the practice, in which the active partner, immediately following ejaculation, inserts the finger into the anus of the passive partner and then smears a mixture of semen and feces under the nose of the passive partner. Eventually, the finger is then licked off by both partners. The naming was chosen, because this was to evoke the impression of a "Mexican moustache."
  Example: I gave her a dirty sanchez when I was through.
• when you fuck a chick and then stick your thumb up her ass and smear the shit on someone's upper lip either yours or hers
  Example: guy one: i gave that bitch a dirty sanchez last night guy two: who wore the shit guy one: her this time
• America's favorite sex act. We are all familiar with it because of all the jokes and humourous references to it we encounter on a daily basis... although no one has actually done it.
  Example: Dirty Sanchez is our favorite sex act... that no one has actually performed.
• (N) when you stick your finger in your partners ass and then rub your finger on her upper lip
  Example: Bonnie was mad at me when I gave her a dirty sanchez!

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