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Dong
Term: Dong
Definition: Slang for dildo.
Date Added: 14 March, 2007
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
- 1. The penis.
2. The unit of currency of Vietnam. At press time, 1 US dollar is roughly 15000 Vietnamese dong.
Example: For about 500 dong, an Asian hooker will let you stick your dong in her ass. - The word for a large penis, as opposed to wiener, which mkes it sound short.
Example: I have a dong. - second sound on the doorbell
Example: Ding, dong; ding, dong - The Penis.
Example: Good lord, my dong is huge! - 1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc
Example: 1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong! - Slang; see penis. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.
Example: My husband's dong is tiny.
Did you see his dong?!
My dong is massive and powerful! - Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.
Example: Simeon has a huge dong. - The penis, but not in a sexy way
Example: "As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson) - A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.
Example: "Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG" - The sound that comes after "ding"
Example: ding dong - The opposite of a low-rider vehicle, a dong in the urban setting, particularly inner city areas, is a coupe or sedan with extremely large diameter wheels and very low-profile tires. Fanciful variation of a whip to cartoon-like proportions.
Example: A typical "dong" will be any 1980s Oldsmobile car painted in a unique color and featuring 30 inch--or larger--wheels or spinners (wheels with separately free-rotating hubs). - A large Penis,the opposite of a Ding
Example: I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong - A limp or hanging/dangling penis.
Funny-sounding word.
Vietnamese money unit.
Example: Remember, I was the guy who came to prom with my suit painted on my body, and I spilled my drink, and see, the paint ran, so you could see my dong just hangin' there? (Saving Silverman--Jack Black) - stupid young boy,ignorant idiot
Example: Get away from me you little dong. - When two balls within the ball sack collide to create an excruciating experiance.
Example: Peter fell down from Judo; he donged while he fell down.
Peter donged in your face. - A filthy cuss name for the male genitalia.
Example: "I sucked on his dong all night, and it was good..." - When two big,enormous balls such as "the ball sack" collide to bring an excruciating experiance.
Example: Peter donged when he fell down from judo; it hurt a lot. - A grey rubber rock, held in your hands
Example: I got a dong in my pocket
I'm gonna beat you with my dong! - A shortening of 'Ding-dong destroyer', Basingstoke ryhming slang for a bong
Example: Lets go lug a ding-dong! - a dildo
Example: go to www.dildo.com they have a nice selection of jelly dongs.

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