Term: Donkey Punch
Definition: An act performed during anal sex, prior to ejaculation to giver punches the receiver in the back of the head. This causes the receiver to retract the anal muscles which tighten around the cock and often leads to ejaculation and orgasm. Synonyms: Donkey Punching, Donkeypunch, Donkey-Punch Date Added: 02 June, 2010
Example: "Hey bro, what did you do last night?"
"Gave my now ex gf a donkey punch and had the best orgasm of my life. She didn't appreciate it."
"LOL"
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). Example: I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome
Punching someone in the back of the head may lead to serious brain damage and even death.
Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis.
The move can be prosecuted as sexual assault and even rape in the case of surprise anal penetration. Example: -"YES YES"
-"AAAAARGH!!!"
-"Ooooh, that feels so good!!! Isn't it love? ...Love? hello? Are you okay? .... aaaaaargh!!!! Love?? Wake up!!!! Aaaaaargh!!!"
A sleazy sex move in which while the guy is taking the girl anally he punches her in the back of the head, making her ass or vagina contract. Example: Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag!
Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp. Example: Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.
For anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, I have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local District Attorney's Office:
Example: Donkey punching is easily indictable as a serious felony on two counts.
First: deadly assault. A blow to the back of the head is can easily cause a severe or fatal brain stem injury; even no-holes-barred professional fights ban it.
Second: it is rape, pure and simple. The logic of this would be easily understood by any jury. The object and motivation of donkey punching is clear and unambiguous: it is to render the victim unconcious and thus incapable of saying "NO" to something the victim would ordinarily and vigorously object to.
Our office, given proper evidence would, with great eagerness and dertermination, prosecute a case such as this. The probablility of conviction would be virtually certain. Furthermore, we could convincingly argue that the perpetrator(s) are to be regarded as dangerous sex criminials and thus pose a clear community danger while awaiting trial. Few judges would deny our argument that the perpetrators should be imprisioned while awaiting trial.
In addition, there is ample precedence for conviction of those encouraging these crimes on seperate felony crimes of aiding and abetting a sexual assault. A viewing of Jody Foster's "The Accused", based on an actual rape conviction, should make this plain to people.
In the case of a prearranged or planned assault, an additional and more serious charge of conspiracy would be added to the indictment.
an urban legend that holds that if you have vaginal or anal sex with a woman (or anal sex with a man) and punch him/her in the back of the head, it will somehow cause the vaginal/anal muscles to contract. this is medically impossible, but widely circulated among 12 year old boys and those that share their general level of maturity and/or a chauvanist animosity towards women. the only garanteed result of a donkey punch is an immediate end to your sex life and/or getting your ass kicked physically or in court.
Example: "when you break up with your girlfriend, you should give her a donkey punch!"
Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit. Example: I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.
Donkey punching is more safe and effective when you use a swift but controlled open-handed karate chop to the very base of the skull, near its insertion on the neck. I believe this stimulates nerves that contract the anal sphincter muscles.
The legal definition should be removed because the goal is not to make the recipient unconscious. Also, this is not something that people actually do, its a freaken joke, you feminazi.
But, if you were to do it, a donkey punch to the spine just above the ass would probably work better (and provoke fewer lawsuits) than a blow to the head, which might even relax the anus. This is because sacral nerve stimulation has been linked to sphincter contraction (in cats)- dont ask.
Now, if you really want to get some sphincter contraction, without the whole punching thing, you cover the recipient's nose and mouth with a hankerchief full of ground pepper or something that will make her cough (or just ask her to cough repeatedly). Coughing tightens the anus twice as much as voluntarily squeezing. Example: My girlfriend asked me if I would like to donkey punch her, but I asked her to induce a coughing fit instead. Her cornhole puckered up so tight that I got sperm backwash and blew out my prostate!
An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players. Example: Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?!
(Pertaining to the classic videogame Super Smash Bros.) When Donkey Kong unleashes his maximum power punch in the face of an opponent. Example: Puncher: DONKEY PUNCH!!!
Punchee: That f***ing Donkey Punch is too powerful! That s**t isn't fair!
The Call of Duty Move originally done by xbox live gamer tag Snatchier Pigeon and Ballboy007
This move is when you prone or crouch behind a teammate or enemy and knife them in the back while yelling "DONKEY PUNCH!"
This can be used to annoy teammates or simply get revenge on annoying teammates Example: I just totally Donkey Punch'd this guy
The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2 Example: I donkey punched the guy for the win.
The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2. Example: I just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch.
Verb. Noun.
Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ?doggy style? intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female?s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious. Example: ?I was banging this one night and I donkey punched the bitch so hard she passed out!?
?What happened after that??
?I fell asleep. What else??
?Hear hear! Bravo!?
A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it. Example: Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.
A very well hit softball Example: "Man was that one heck of a donkey punch right there."
The end product from the wopatuli fermentation process whereby leftover wop from an all night drinking party is left unattended and contained on a back porch for a minimum of two weeks. The combination of elements, temperature, neighborhood dogs and adventuresome squirrels create both a more powerful and pungent brew. Example: I asked for donkey punch and got a wicked hangover.
Drink safely.
While giving it to a woman from behind pull out and slide it in her ass so she goes... eeeeeeeeeeee.... then punch her in the back of her head so she goes....... awwwwwww!!!!! Example: I'll donkey punch you... again ;-)
A very difficult to research sex act seems to find its way around. I experienced it and can't say i recommend it but essentially the partner gives a sharp rap on the head of varying force until it disorientates then pressing very firmly on her low back or sacrum he continues to have yet harder anal sex to enhance his orgasm, they don't seem to care if you orgasm.if you get both a pink sock and donkey punched you should hustle your self off to therapy. Example: since it was Friday it was also donkey punch night i don't think we are going out much more this isn't healthy
Administering a sharp blow to the back of a woman's head during anal intercourse just before you bust your nut. Example: So dude, I was banking my mom's ass last night and I donkey punched her too hard and she died. It was awesome.
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