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Hand Job

Term: Hand Job
Definition: A partner stimulating the male penis with their hand.
Date Added: 13 March, 2007
ID: 271

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)
  Example: She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.
• When a girl massages a guys penis so that he moans and groans like there is no fucking tomorrow. If done correctly, ejaculation occurs...girls, this is a clean version of oral sex...why get your mouth dirty if you don't have to?!
  Example: Timmy moaned so loud during his hand job that Mary got so excited that she ended up giving him a blow job...he was so hard...
• The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.
  Example: I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.
• When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man [penis] with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates. A hand job is something that a [nice girl] can do for a man and and still retain her dignity, unlike a [blow job].
  Example: I am sitting with my girl friend on the sofa watching TV, and she reaches over and undoes my belt, then she looks at me saying nothing but with a little devilish smile on her face. She then slowly pulls my pants down to my ankles, and then reaches back up, putting her hand inside my boxers. I gasp and breath a little harder as I feel her little hand take hold of my cock and balls, and then pull them out through the opening in my boxers, exposing them. I feel my breath quicked again as she pulls my foreskin back slowly over the head of my cock, and blows gently on my cock head giggling a little. With that devilish grin again she looks up into my eyes, and I know I am powerless to resist her. My pulse is racing now and my cock quickly becomes rock hard and curves up eager for her. I moan a little as her small hand takes a firm grip around my thick shaft. Very slowly and gently she begins to move her hand up and down my throbbing shaft. She starts of slowly but soon her little hand is moving faster and faster, and she is pulling down on my cock which she knows I like. I am breathing really hard now, and lost in her rhythm, each movement she makes is heaven. I feel my balls starting to tighten, and the pressure stating to build, my cock is harder than ever. The pressure is starting to build more and more, my pulse is racing, I tense my body to try and stop it building, but her rhythm is relentless. I tighten my fists, and I feel my toes curl, I arch my back, shut my eyes tight, I try and hold back just a second more, but suddenly I cannot hold back anymore, and huge waves of pleasure overcomes me as I thrust out my cock with each huge arc of seamen that jets out uncontrollably. As the pleasure subsides, my knees are shaking a little, my girlfriend cleans me up with a tissue, and I cuddle here for a while. That was a great hand job!
• when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
  Example: That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!
• when you make a guy ejeculate by rubbing your hand up and down his cock
  Example: fuck, she gives great hand jobs
• When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.
  Example: My girlfriend gives an amazing hand job, she let's me cum on her.
• when a girl strokes a guy's penis and makes him ejaculate and makes him feel good
  Example: "that hot bitch got semen on her hands after giving me a hand job
• When You Stroke A Man's Penis Up And Down So He Cums You Know You Are Doing Good When He Begins To Moan And Groan And When He Cums He Will Really Think You Are A Hot Bitch If You Lick The Cum Off He Big Fuckin' Penis
  Example: While I Gave Danny A Hand Job He Got SOOO Excited That We Went For The Real Deal!! So He Rolled Over Pined Me Down And We Had The Best Sex Ever!!
• when a girl [masterbates] a guy
  Example: She gave him a handjob when she went over to his house the other night.
• to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
  Example: josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
• Girl strokes the [penis], giving the guy sexual pleasure. She wraps her hand around the shaft, going up and down in a gentle way.
  Example: "You want a hand job?" "Yeah baby, unzip my pants and stroke it!"
• Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)
  Example: i wonder how much mellissa charges for a and job....
• What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.
  Example: Wilma won't give head to Fred So when he stretches out in bed He gives himself hand jobs instead.
• when sum one wacks off a guy
  Example: "damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."
• when a girl beats off a guy using her hands
  Example: Adam gets a hand job every weekend by one of his neighbors.
• when a girl wackes a guys dick off
  Example: felicia gave peter a hand job
• when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand
  Example: the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.
• When a girl rubs a guys cock for pleasure
  Example: Cindy gave the handjob. It was so good that i ate her out ,but her mom found us.Luckly her mom and dad joined us.
• A funny game on MXC or having a female do mastribation for a male.
  Example: Hey, you see MXC? The game hand job looked pretty cool. No, I was getting a hand job from Katie, so i missed it.

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