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Hot Karl
Term: Hot Karl
Definition: Getting a blowjob directly after anal sex with shit still on your cock.
Date Added: 02 March, 2007
ID: 100
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
- Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:
1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".
2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
Example: 1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.
2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today. - To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces.
Example: I pooped in my sock while in the Jeep, and jumped out and gave a Hot Karl to the homeless man. - "Hot Karl" is a slang term for sex which involves feces. Such variations of a "Hot Karl" are having a bowel movement in your partner's mouth, the female partner giving the male partner fellatio after he has had anal sex with her, or when a parter has a bowel movement on the other partners stomach (usually, the partner getting boweled on has Saran Wrap on his/her stomach).
Example: My wife and I experimented with the Hot Karl, wow do I love the taste of my woman's shit. - When you shit into a tube sock, then hit someone in the face with it and scream "Hot Karl!"
Example: Yo, your roommate is a dick. Let's hit him up with a Hot Karl tonight. - The act of wrapping saran wrap over a person's head and then deficating on it.
Example: I saw this one hardcore porn where this guy gives this girl a hot karl, it's fucking gross. - Most deffinitions of a 'Hot Karl' are wrong.
The true, most well-known, deffinition of a 'Hot Karl' is the act of taking a big load of your partners chest during a nice sexual adventure. This is also a Cleaveland Steamer.
Example: 1. Wow, Greg really deserves a Hot Karl right about now.
2. Well uhh, I don't quite know how to ask this, but uhh... can I give you a Hot Karl?
3. Hot Karl needs another speaking point! (IJ) - is when you poop in a sock and hit someone in the face with it.
Example: poop in a sock and hit someone with it. - The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can. (See also CORN HOLE)
Example: After the movies, Frank treated Judy to a nice Hot Karl sundae, with whipped cream and nuts. - The True Definition of a "Hot Karl" is when you have a girl give you head while you are taking a shit!!! She can feel the heat and watch out for the splash....
See [mud soup straw]
Example: Last night I was pissed off at my girl so I made her do the hot karl!!!! - when somebody deficates on your chest
Example: keith gave ted a hot karl. - Defecating on your partner while they are performing fellatio on you.
Example: My woman loves the Hot Karl... - Having anal marmalade ooze into your mouth
Example: After receiving a hot karl, food tastes better - A Hot Karl involves trying to shit on somebody face
Example: David Cox loves to give me hot karls. - a sexual event, where after receiving anal sex, a person gives a blow-job on the poopy penis
Example: I gave John a hot karl yesterday, and it tasted like poo! - A blow job immediately following anal sex
Example: One gaylord gave the other a hot karl - Crapping on your partners face during sex.
Example: Lets Hot Karl - The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple senclessly over the head with it.
Example: "Yo this thug wasn't given me my props yo, so im gunna brake into his house and giv'em a hot Karl yo" - Fellatio after anal sex
Example: That girl is Sick, sick, sick - An act involving oral sex after anal intercourse.
Example: Just think of the 'Chili Dog' as a sexual position... - shit in someones mouth for pleasure.
Example: whatcha gonna eat?....hot karl
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