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Hummer

Term: Hummer
Definition: A blowjob given while the sucking partner hums a tune.
Date Added: 13 March, 2007
ID: 275

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged [penis] or [balls].
  Example: Your mom gives great hummers.
• 1. A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummer's are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two version's H2 and H1. 2. A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ
  Example: I got a hummer in my Hummer the other day.
• n. what you and all the other [soccer moms] will have to start doing to pay the gas bill for your [ginormous] [SUV]. Pucker up, [beeyotch].
• No, not the SUV, an extremely pleasureable type of oral sex which involves the female humming to create a vibrating sensation in the penis during oral sex.
• A [blow job] which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.
  Example: My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.
• A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.
  Example: Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."
• A completely worthless gas pig piece of crap. A status symbol built for armchair soldiers and idiots who are trying to look cool.
  Example: A Hummer sucks gas, sucks crap, and sucks dirt. They suck.
• A vehicle driven by stuck-up wealthy people for leisure, or by people who need to drive over rugged terrain. A cheap rip-off of the military Humvee. The $50,000-ish Hummer H2 is more popular than the $120,000 Hummer H1.
  Example: Haha, look at that moron in the Hummer. Doubt he ever actually uses it on rough terrain, that poor fuck.
• Besides being a really strange looking huge flat topped car used i nthe military and by some people trying to look really cool when actually looking really dorky... it is a blow job.
  Example: Katie wanted to give Joey a Hummer but he said they shouldn't because they are related.
• 1. When in an engorging BJ, the BJer hums, creating a slight vibration in the lips. No comparison to a normal BJ when looking at pleasure. 2. A un-godly large box of a SUV, said car is a gas guzzler, most of the owners are not indeed off-road inthusists, but just rich upper class Men who work at insurance companies. Most men who own Hummers have never actually taken it off the pavement, the only place it is usefull is military and off roading. 3. (Hummered) When a sports mom is hit by shock at the enormous gas bill, after driving her gas-guzzling SUV or minivan, paying for the $2.70/gallon 12 mpg vechicle.
  Example: 1. "Dude Cassie gave me a wicked Hummer while we were doing [clutch] the other day." 2. "Dude look at that mother of a fucker, driving his big ass Hummer, wastin' all my gas, and pollutin' my mother fuckin' air. Hey go suck a dick, assface!" 3. "Dude you should have seen this soccer mom get hummered the other day, I threw a dil doh at her face I was laughing so hard!"
• 1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks. 2. A blowjob
  Example: 1. 10 bucks that hummer only sees off-road when that dumb bitch backs into a flowerbed. 2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night.
• A really expensive, crappy car that's made in Indiana.
  Example: Hummers look like big, clunky boxes.
• See the vehicular definition of [FUV].
  Example: My Hummer gets 0.5 mpg downhill and averages 2 complaints per owner (according to JD Power and Associates). [w00t]!
• When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.
  Example: "Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."
• 1.Big gas guzzler 4x4 that was used to carry 8 or 10 military personnel but now americans buy them in order that they themselves will be able to fit inside given their enormous flab to body tissue ratio. Are used to state that the person is big (in more ways than one) and that they can afford to waste millions of $ on a vehicle that does about 1/4 of a mile per gallon. 2.Stupid overly-patriotic american blowjob in which the unfortunate female (or often male) to be subjected to the tedious and mundane task of first finding the man's tiny cock under the mass of flab then puts it in their mouth and sucks it whilst humming the star spangled banner, causing the tiny vibration in his or her lips to increase the pleasure induced by roughly 0.000000001%.
  Example: 1. Oh, normal cars are so hard to get into - the amount of space you get is only 1 metre wide! I'll buy a hummer. And i'll add my kids in there to add more weight so it goes faster and is more fuel efficient. 2. How apt is this - the act of singing the American national anthem while sucking a fat man's cock and making him ejaculate all over your face. God bless America.
• Global Warming in a day
  Example: With my new Hummer, I can single-handedly melt the ice caps.
• 1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation. 2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.
  Example: My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it. I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.
• A dick magnifying four ton metal phallic symbol.
  Example: "Rick just bought that big hummer. Rumor has it he has a micro-penis."
• A Titanium Mountain Bicyle.
  Example: Normally owned by persons with excessive amounts of cash who cannot ride!
• A spasticated, wannabe, faggotmobile civilian copycat military vehicle.
  Example: ''Damn lad, what the fuck you doing in that? Where'dya nick it? The RAF base? You fuckin pussy!''

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