Term: Jack Off
Definition: To masturbate. Synonyms Jerk Off and Whack Off. Synonyms: jack off, jerk off, whack off Date Added: 13 March, 2007
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation. Example: Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
To masturbate.
Can also be used to unexpectedly shock people. Example: Grandma caught her 15 year-old grandson jacking off (masturbating) and she passed out, had a massive heart attack and died.
To play with your dick until you cum. Example: I had to jack off, because I had the massive blue balls.
to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis. Example: spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.
too masturbate, to stroke your penis until it ejaculates Example: dude, im so horny, im gonna go home and jack off to some porn
1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off"). Example: 1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off
Jack Off: When a male masturbates. Example: Fank is going to jack off in his room.
To masturbate; the stimulation of a male's penis until orgasm is achieved and ejaculation occurs. Example: Jill didn't want to have sex right now, so Jack decided to jack off.
To stoke the penis up and down in a motion like if you were to shake milk. Example: Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.
Can be used as a noun to refer to a guy who wastes time, is a complete loser, and cannot get anything done. This guy may well be popular with friends, the ladies, and whomever he meets, but has never accomplished anything and never will. Anything he has tried to achieve has ended up in disaster. Example: That Kramer on Seinfeld sure is funny even if he is a complete jack off.
Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week?
No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done.
Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.
to get off by rubbing your dick Example: I love to jack off to porn!
5 knuckle shuffle Example: when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.
Composed of two words, jack and off. See those for the individual meanings. Example: I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.
What a guy does when he can't get a gf to pleasure him. Example: - -I jack off looking at porn to make me cum..
when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself. Example: noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot
to do nothing productive -- to waste time -- shoot the shit poop around dick around Example: I didn't complete the assignment. I was just jacking off the whole time he gave us to complete it
to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm. Example: It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.
A spin off of the Jackass Mtv show.
(aka a jackass spinoff is a jack off) Example: The Bam show is a Jack off.
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Author: Jack Hoff
Comment: Don't fuck with the Hoff! Haha jackoff lol
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Date Added: 17 January, 2010
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