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Jedi Mind Trick
Term: Jedi Mind Trick
Definition: While fucking your partner, repeatedly shout I'm NOT fucking you.
Date Added: 02 March, 2007
ID: 102
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
- The mind trick is something used by Jedi's to persuade people to do things as they wish them to go. This is generally achieved by the Jedi waving his hand slowly in front of his face and speaking slowly and clearly what they would like the person to believe.
This is often used in jest for when you are trying to persuade someone of something and it isn’t going very well.
Example: Guard: Do you have any identification?
Jedi: *waving hand* We do not need any identification.
Guard: You do not need any identification. - A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.
True Story:
Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
Example: Another True Story:
Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along. - A method by which Luke Skywalker can do everything but get laid.
Example: Luke: "You want to drag me into the back of the Millenium Falcon. You want to screw me silly. You want to screw me silly..."
Han: "Fuck your Jedi mind trick! My door still ain't swingin' that way." - A method of persuasion that involves directly stating what you want your subject to believe.
Example: "These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for." - A blunt that is rolled using an extremely small amount of weed, but still manages to get you very blasted.
Example: Damn man, that jedi mind trick hit the spot! - a technique used by Obi Wan in the Star Wars movies
- Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.
Example: "There are WMDs in Iraq", - When you really really believe in sth such as a miracle, it might become true-hopefully, perhaps, maybe.....with the help of "the force"
Example: The democratics need to know some kind of "Jedi Mind Tricks" so as to win the 2004 election. - Trying to convince somebody to do something by saying it over and over again
Example: "You will sleep with me, you will sleep with me, you will..."
"Quit trying those Jedi mind tricks on me"
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