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Merkin
Term: Merkin
Definition: A pubic hair wig.
Date Added: 13 March, 2007
ID: 317
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
- A pubic Toupee
A family guy reference in two episodes
Example: Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee" - A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
Example: 17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband. - imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.
Example: Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly - Pubic wig
Example: He wore his merkin with pride - a) A pubic wig
b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'
Example: Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin. - Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.
Example: Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?
Feminist (2005): RAPE! - A merkin in the gay and lesbian set in Hollywood refers to a "usually" straight male escorting a gay woman to public events so as to attempt to camouflage the lesbian's secret sapphic lifestyle.
Example: "T", the (secretly gay) actress is photogrpahed at the red carpet premiere holding onto "J", a well-known straight actor. People think they're "dating". He's her MERKIN for the evening. - Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.
Example: Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia. - something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be
Example: "ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin" - another word for vagina wig.
Example: damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly! - a group of guinea pigs
Example: there goes a merkin of guinea pigs - A pubic wig, at one time very popular but now replaced in popularity by the Brazilian.
Example: While grooming Toni's merkin with his teeth, John's dentures got caught in a pubic dag, thereby ruining the Farrah Fawcett wave that Toni had spent many hours creating that morning. Toni was angry but calmed down when John explained that the purchase of a new merkin could be treated as a tax deduction for a skanky two-dorrar ho such as herself. - A pubic wig for those of the female persuasion.
Example: Belinda, having undergone chemotherapy for the past couple months, resorted to wearing a merkin. - Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.
Example: My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll. - Pubic wig, often used by prostitutes who have been infected with or are trying to avoid pubic lice.
Example: Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"
or
Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin." - A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Example: Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???
John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell. - to dress better than someone so that they could be jealous or hate on you
Example: Look at Sheree out here merkin these hoes with dat outfit, keep it pimpin - See also [merikan]
Example: merkians over there shouting at the tv. - An artificial vagina
Example: I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.
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