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MILF
Term: MILF
Definition: A MILF is an acronym for Mother, or a Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Date Added: 25 November, 2005
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
- "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Example: mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable. - A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.
Example: Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF! - Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Example: "Dude, what's a MILF?"
"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd like to fuck!"
or
"Woah, Johnny, your mom's a MILF!" - Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".
Example: Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us? - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly
Example: When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF? - An extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.
Example: "My friends mom Darlene" is one hot ass MILF!" - Quite simply: Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Example: Stacy's mom- because she's got it going on.
Refer to music video. - Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.
Example: Joanne Binns - A sexually attractive women over the age of 30
Example: dued, gerald's mom is a MILF - Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.
Example: "That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf" - Mom/Mother
I'd
Like
to
Fuck
Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch
Example: watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone - Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
Example: "Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!" - Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
Example: Sandra Day O'Connor and Janet Reno are such a MILF! - Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".
Example: See that hot mom? She's a milf! - MILF is an acronym for 'Mother I'd Like to Fuck'. In short, it refers to any woman over the age of thirty, with or without children, that is completely fuckable. Made popular by the site MILF Hunter.
Example: That Patricia Heaton from Everybody Loves Raymond is the ultimate MILF! - MILF actually is an abbreviation of
Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck.
It has soully developed from the film American Pie... and has now become a huge pornographic term, with many websites
Example: "Yo, check that MILF out over there! - It means "mom i'd like to fu..... holy sh*t. Is that your daughter? is she legal yet?"
Milf is an ungodly overrated older woman (in terms of beauty) whose entire existence is spent calling the boytoys of 1960-80 "perverts, predators and dirty old men" for chasing a hot college girl. She even goes so far as to warn her hotter younger competition (college girls, 24 year olds) that the boytoys of 1950-80 turned rich sugardaddy are "manipulators /dangerous /predatory/ exploitive/ taking advantage of a vunlerable young ADULT woman".
She stole the word "mature" from the male gender's beloved young woman (young woman has a fan club too but her fans are called perverts even though they are over 18). Men gave that word to everyone over 18 not just older women.
Milf has an arrogant belief that she is the most popular woman on earth... and believes all males want females older than us while we marry females younger than us almost exclusively worldwide to the tune of about 85 out of 100. Even less in big gap marriages. She can barely convert a relationship with a person one year younger into a marriage.. .and this equals some kind of goddess.
She competes with young women by bullying her older lovers. "you sicko/creep. pervert!!! dirty old man".
She invents myths and old wives tales about herself."i am in my prime" to attract people from her hotter younger competition and imply young women are lousy sex (a wierd accusation from a hetero woman who never nailed a young woman).
She usually has no ass (exception, black women milfs who usually have nice asses), her beauty is 90% artificial from a can which was invented by dirty old men. Underneath that fakeness she looks identical to farts. Her breasts droop, her vag*na looks rubbery and dont have the exciting look of the 23year old breast. There is a very fine line between "Milf" and "hag". that fine line is 39. Milf ends at 39. After that it is "hag", "bag" or "Mercifuck".
Her beauty is so "incredible" rich men use their wealth to skip past her to the 20-35 year old women. And poor men buy young prostitutes with diseases because MILF for free... isnt all that.
She is the only adult woman who can't give the most important gift at all: gift of a family which is great for the adoption industry.
She is the mature woman. "mature and infertile" is a scientifically flawed expression. The correct expression is "old and infertile".
Her existence is spent trying to turn her younger competition into a perversion and older men into "sickos". The irony of course is that a young woman is a billion times more likely to marry upwards than a male. So much for nasty labels. They had an opposite effect of their intended purpose.
Example: "I will not participate in a labeling system where my gender grows into dirty old men with young lovers and my female peers grow into MILFS. How on gods earth does that labeling system benefit any male? we dont even marry females 1 year older than us with any real enthusiasm and when we are rich we dont share our wealth with females 20 years older than us with any real enthusiasm either". - M-I-L-F Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Example: Damn she is one hot MILF. - "Mother I'd like to fuck"
A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".
Example: "Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap- - mom id like to fuck
Example: demi moore
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Author: Anonymous
Comment: wow i must say thaat if i were to come across one we getting busy
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Date Added: 18 December, 2007
Author: Curios
Comment: How it is pronounced?
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Date Added: 21 November, 2009
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