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MM
Term: MM
Definition: Abbreviation for mutual masturbation.
Date Added: 14 March, 2007
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
- "Yes", "I agree" or "I hear you". It mimics the humming sound you make when you nod your head in agreement.
Example: * Hey dude, can I ask you a question?
- mm
* Ok, here goes...
- MM is the short form of Much Music, Canada's version of MTV. It plays more music than MTV, yet is somehow a lot more ghetto. Perhaps it is because they hire somebody off of the street every year as part of their Search?
Example: Person 1: I was watching MM's Punk Show yesterday, and they played a fucking Emo band!
Person 2: Yeah, MM is ghetto.
Person 1: And pumo.
Person 1 and 2: SO NOT RELLIN! - short for "masturbation material".
Example: I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :) - A very tight lie in golf, or a tight gap to get the ball through. This is not easy to play from.
Example: Boy, that is an MM lie.
There is an MM gap he has to negotiate the ball through. - 1. A pretty young lady, used to be a young lady online
2. A girlfriend, especially a temporarily girlfriend
Example: Man: Look, here comes a ppmm!!!
Where is your mm?
He is a stud. He sunk three mm's a day. - mutual masterbation; sometimes used by prostitutes in describing the services they provide.
Example: Rates for this sexual, upscale exotic beauty looking to please you tonight: MM $75, BJ $150, Greek $200 - 1. Marshall Mathers
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Michael Moore
Example: take your pick - 2000 in Roman numerals.
Example: MLMXXXIV =1984
XXIV = 2004
roman numerals are gay - MallMonkeys.com, a disturbingly popular webcomic.
Example: Q: Did you read MM today?
A: Yeah, that was so funny! - Used by Pagan people as a greeting on the 'net.
It means "merry meet"...
Example: Me: mm...
You: mm!
Me: how are you?
You: I'm fine thanks. - see 'mm'
Doubling the "m", or emphasizing "mm", in words gives a stronger (and often more evil) meaning to them.
Example: "Mmake mmy day, mmofo!"
"BuMMer! I forgot to coMMent!" - Medicinal Marijuana.
Example: It's the good stuff. - 1. One who yells a lot and bosses people around.
2. One who tells Venice to close the door.
Example: Ms. Faggot is such an Mm, she yelled at me and told me to get her a glass of water. - 1) Marilyn Manson (the weirdass)
2) Malice Mizer (the band)
3) Morning Musume (the girl idol group)
Example: 1) i dont give a shit about mm
2) mm disbanded years ago
3) i dont get why so many guys like mm - Marija Madonna
Example: Dak il-film tal-MM
Dik it-tfajla tal-M-Alla-M.
Haqq ghall-MM - verb: to MM an exam is to not only pass with exceptional results, but also to enter into the exam knowing full well that one's knowledge and history of success will negate the need for panick attacks.
Example: She really MM'd that CKE exam! Success like that definitely deserves double martinis!

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