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Queef

Term: Queef
Definition: A pussy fart, or vaginal flatulence which happens when air gets inside the pussy.
Synonyms: queefing, pussy fart, vaginal flatulence, vart
Date Added: 18 February, 2007

Example: Dude, I fucked my girlfriend last night and afterwards you could hear her queef from a mile away!

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
  Example: Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.
• queef (kweef) n. the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.
  Example: julia coughed loudly to drown out her queef as brian pulled out.
• Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
  Example: Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
• Air expelled from the vagina, sometimes mistaken from a fart. Air is sucked into the vaginal opening when a foreign objectt is pushed in from a certain angle creating a vacumm. The release of air causes a farting noise. Queefs are common during sexual intercourse (especially the acrobatic kind) and even after if air is still trapped.
  Example: "You didn't push it in all the way so the sound you heard when you withdrew was a queef, not a fart"
• 1: A "Vart" or vagina fart. 2: A new brand of snack cracker.
  Example: Hey, Bill!! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole. Gosh, Don! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple.
• A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with one's penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, "gulping" in and eventually expelling air.
  Example: When Stacey queefed while I was making love to her orally, it startled the hell out of me, we both laughed, and I dove right back in. I quickly learned that her queefs were her body's way of showing how much she loved what I was doing and I welcomed them.
• Air expelled from the vagina causing the labia minora to audibly vibrate creating a sound resembling a fart. A queef, however is not accompanied by a scent as with a fart .Queefs often occur during or after deep penile penetration and can add even more fun to sex.
• When a woman blows air out of her coochie coo.
  Example: Oh my god, I think she just queefed. And by queef, I mean she blew air out of her coochie coo.
• A queef is the expulsion of air from the vagina. Can occur during or after sex. Some woman do it on command. For some it can happen while doing sit-ups.
  Example: She queefed at the gym while doing crunches. My friend farted and queefed often. I nicknamed her Queeferella!
• a vaginal air expulsion in an audible fashion, as often heard during sex
  Example: she queefed when i was eating her out, but i thanked her for the breath of fresh air
• To release air out of the vagina such as a sound similar to flatelation is exerted
  Example: I Fucked Simi's mom so hard and so long that after a few minutes she couldn't help but queef.
• n. A pussy fart, often occuring just after the penis is withdrawn from the vagina though sometimes also during insertion, more prevalent with large penises. Caused by air being expelled from the vaginal canal and leading to oscillation of the labia.
  Example: She queefed just after I banged her, and we both had a good laugh.
• everyone has defined it as occurring after sex but it has only happened to me when doing leg exercises....you know those stupid-ass bicycle style ones.
  Example: I was distracted when air shot out from South of the equator as I was trying to get serious about exercising.
• a vaginal expulsion of gas m'kay
  Example: Martha's queef was so loud, she shat her pants.
• pussy wind
  Example: who cares
• An uncontrolable noise that comes out of the vagina when there is air trapped inside of it. It usually accurs after sexual intercourse, mainly in odd positions, or when a female does sit ups, crunches, etc.
  Example: Her boyfriend was sickened by his girlfriends queef after they had sex, but she informed him that it was because of him.
• When having sexual intercourse, and penetration is involved, the penis often creates an air pocket in the vagina. When air is forced in or out too quickly, a suction nois occurs: commonly referred to as a queef.
  Example: I queefed so hard last night, it was incredible!
• Pussy Fart
  Example: She queefed
• 1. The sound made when air exits the vagina forcibly enough to be audible. 2. A very brief sound of unknown origin emitted by a sound system, a cell phone, computer speakers, or some other source of artificial sound.
  Example: 1. Her vagina let go a little queef after intercourse. 2. My cell phone just queefed--what were you saying?
• A pussy fart!
  Example: She queefed on my chode.

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Author: ann muir
Comment: too rude hi 5
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Date Added: 19 April, 2007

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