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Red Wings

Term: Red Wings
Definition: Performing cunnilingus on a girl whilst she is menstruating.
Synonyms: redwings
Date Added: 16 March, 2007

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• When you eat a girl out when she is having her period.
  Example: bloddy tampon
• 01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours? 02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female. 03. Brand of high quality work boots.
  Example: 01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night. 02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do." 03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.
• What you get when you eat a woman's coochie during her "monthly visit from Aunt Flo." See tuna sandwich.
  Example: After I earned my red wings I had to gargle Wild Turkey to kill the taste of blood!
• In the wings system these wings are awarded for having sex with someone while menstruating (although all the guys who said it was eating her out probably deserve them too!)
  Example: "Woh, got my red wings last night, it was wetter than I'd thought!"
• 1)The act of sacrificing ones honor and dignity to ingage in deep vaginal oral sex during a woman's period. 2)Taking a blood bath and gargling during. 3)Licking and fucking a bloody pussy and liking it. 4)Placing ones self in harms way for a buddy.
  Example: Karen has a bloody pussy and Tommy did not want to fuck and eat her. I stepped in to be his wingman and there was a ton of sucking and fucking to be had. I earned my "Red Wings" that night with Combat V. NOTE: You must requal monthly to hold this statis. There will be a week window to do this in every month. Don't be a Bitch, earn your wings.
• The ritual of performing cunnilingus upon a woman in the midst of her period.
  Example: "All you prospects out there, if you want to be a HeadHuner....you gots to get your red wings first...."
• Eating out a girl while she is raggin it
  Example: Scott was munchin on Shawna's snatch, therefore earning his redwings
• 1) Engaging in oral intercourse with a woman who is 'on her period'. 2) Synonym for greenhorn.
  Example: 2) Man#1: Man, I was so close to getting laid with that girl, but I choked and lost it! Man#2: You need to stop being such a pussy, redwings.
• going down on a chick while she is on the rag
  Example: for the sake of privacy we will call my friend... Bob. Bob thought it would be a good idea to do some k-pins, after a long night of drinking, fraternizing, and k-pins... my friend BOB started to do the "K-pin shuffle" and in his condition thought it was a good idea to go down on a girl... who was on her period........ twice... blah blah blah... long story short... dont wear a white t-shirt in the process... or try talking to family members damn nigga you crazy...
• in the indigenious process of "eating a girl out" you may be stained by blood from her menstrual cycle in the shape of "wings," therefore you have blood on the sides of your mouth. Thus the "red wings" are born.
  Example: "Hey Jeff, baby wipe your mouth...you have red wings."
• aside from being the greatest sports team ever, to earn your 'red wings' means you've eaten out a girl who was on her period.
  Example: i got my red wings last night from that slut from the trailer park.
• A professional hockey team from Detroit. To date, they have won 9 Stanly Cups. Also refired to as "'Wings".
  Example: "Dude, You catch the Redwings game last night?!" "Yeah man, the Wings are do'in great!"
• Red wings is when you have intercourse with a woman when she is having a period or when you pound her til it bleeds and decide to keep going. Red badge of courage is when you oral munch that cooch when she is on the rag or you accidentally bite her in the crotch making her bleed, yet you decide to keep going.
  Example: "Dude last night I earned my red wings with the help of your mom. Btw i thought she had her tubes tied, whys she still raggin?"
• when you eating out a girl and she has her period in your mouth
  Example: "yo this stupid bitch red winged me"
• red wings is a biker term for oral sex with a menstruating vagina. Similar to brown wings earned by eating a feces filled anus.
  Example: I got my red wings and brown wings the same night at the same party!
• blood smears on your legs after having sex with a menstruating woman, most people think it is when you eat her out but it is not.
  Example: I got red-winged last night and had to take a bath!
• The Detroit Red Wings are the New York Yankees of the NHL; every year they have a high payroll, are always in the running for the championship, and will stop at nothing to acquire a great player for a playoff run.
  Example: The Red Wings are Stanley Cup contenders every season; I, along with many others, am happy if and when they get knocked out of the playoffs.
• to have sex with a virgin and pop the hymen.
  Example: "I finally got my red wings last night after popping suzy's hymen like a water balloon....bleegooooooowwww"
• 10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck
  Example: I hate the damn Red Wings.
• The worst thing to happen to the NHL with the exception of maybe the Columbus Bluejackets. The Red Wings have at least 9 hall of famers on their team at a time. They make an attempt to buy the Stanley cup every year.
  Example: Those Detroit Red Wings can suck my ass. The frickin' Ducks beat them out in the first round. I hope the Red Wings never win another playoff game...ever!

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Author: Anonymous
Comment: love to watch
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Date Added: 05 June, 2009

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