Term: Rule 34
Definition: A internet meme which is alarmingly accurate. If it exists, there is porn of it. Date Added: 28 May, 2011
Definitions From Urban Dictionary:
Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.
Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.
Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty. Example: I invoke rule 34 on the Rescue Rangers. What have I done.
If it exists, there is porn of it. Example: I posted a picture on /b/. I rule 34'd it. Dear God.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. Example: Can I get sum Rule 34 on Captain Planet?
If it exsists, there is a porn of it, if there isn't there will be, there is NO exception to this rule as of now.
You cannot be 100% specific about this rule. Example: I saw a rule 34 of Scooby Doo - Correct.
I saw a rule 34 of Micky Mouse and Optimus Prime - Wrong.
(Please note, since I have suggested the second example, it is now being worked on by Insane Japanese Hentai Anmiation Artists)
If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what you are looking for. (see rule 34-B)
Known exceptions are:
Rule 34 itself. You cannot rule 34, rule 34.
Also, abstract ideas may not be rule 34'd, it must be a concrete object or be representable as one. Example: I call rule 34 on existentialism *wtf*
"There is porn of it. No exceptions."
True for any movie, game, character, etc. that you can think of, and some you can't. Example: /r/ rule 34 for calvin and hobbes
Rule 34 is an internet rule that basically means if it exists, porn or anything connected to porn about it will exist Example: My childhood was smashed before my eyes when i saw spondebob rule 34'd. Why god, why?
Rule 34 of the internet: if you can think of it, ther's porn for it. Example: Dragons f**ing cars. Rule 34.
Rule 35
Rule 34 states that if something exists, porn involving that thing also exists. Example: Guy: What is wrong with these people!? Handicapped midget kitchen utensil porn!?
Other guy: Rule 34 Dude, Rule 34.
If you've thought of it, it's already porn.
Or will be. Example: Person 1: I wonder if there is Pokemon Porn?
Person 2: Rule 34
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yes, there is.
There is porn of it, no exceptions.
Except Rosie O'Donnell, noone has dared cross that boundary.
Example: My childhood was raped after seeing Scooby Doo rule 34'd.
if it exists there is porn of it Example: lego men raping oranges.
computer putting its "plug" into a laptops "usb"
that is rule 34
Anything and Everything on the internet has been made into a porn. You just have to look hard enough. Only exceptions are as follows:
>Chuck Norris (duh)
>Rule 34 (you can't rule 34 rule 34)
>Abstract objects (you can't rule 34 happiness) Example: guy - Oh. My. God.
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.
On the internet, usually, if anyone skilled in animation porn finds it, most likely, they will make cartoon porn of it. This has happened sooo many times that people now say that rule 34 is that there is porn of anything that exists on the internet. Example: Oh yea, the other day I saw a rule 34 of Ash and Dawn. STOP. Ash and Dawn is a common pairing, so of course we will have a rule 34 of it!
Oh yea, the other day I saw a rule 34 of Luke Triton and Ness. STOP. Luke Triton and Ness is a pairing most haven't thought of, and I have yet to see a rule 34 of it, so for the time being, this is an exception. If you do happen to see or make one, contact me at florareinhold@hotmail.com :)
(Rule 34's brother in childhood smashing is rule 64 )
Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.
Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.
Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty. Example: rule 34: god is everywhere in any body
nothing is safe... NOTHING! Example: Davvy Jones: You've got a debt to pay, Jack Sparrow...
guy: dude... this is about to go all rule 34 on us
Involving sexual//explicit things of said person.
Person being told has porn on the internet. Example: Girl: I still play "the gameeee"....
Boy: But there is also porn of you...
Girl: blank stare
Boy: Rule 34
Girl:......no comment.....
If it exists, there is porn of it.
The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.
Example: "I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"
If it exists, there is or will be porn of it... also responible for creating pedophiles Example: Ten year old:*(Google) Rule 34*
*enter*
Ten year old: OH MY GOD!!!
Isn't exactly what the common perception of it would suggest. See example: Example: Guy 1: oh man, 'rule 34' this shit STAT, it would be so FUNNY, think of how many childhoods it'll ruin!
Guy 2: *jacking it to assorted rule34 images*
Guy 1: *jacking it to assorted rule34 images*
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