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Semen

Term: Semen
Definition: Seminal fluid containing sperm (spermatozoa) that is ejaculated by males in order to reproduce.
Synonyms: seminal fluid, cum (slang)
Date Added: 07 July, 2008

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.
  Example: He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina
• white,hot,sticky yet yummy cum! composed of sperm cells which i often swallow during every intercourse!it is also a good source of vitamins and mineral which can make you look younger and attractive. best in making facial foam. it cures acne in 2 weeks
  Example: my boyfriend's cum is so delicious cuz it tasted like cherry fruit. i just love the scent!!!sometimes, i'm using it in my face to make it soft and supple.
• Penis pudding
  Example: There is semen blasting out of my penis!
• Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby
  Example: 1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies 2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES
• scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!
  Example: Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.
• Fluid containing sperm.Translucent, sticky stuff which smells of ammonia or pine fresh.When ejaculated it is warm but soon turns cold and will dry quickly.
  Example: sprogspawn that smells
• The white, sweet-and-sour fluid that shoots from the penis of a man.
  Example: Claire M's lover's semen was all over the bed after they were finished that night.
• Dick Dreck, the stuff that comes out of the end of a man's dick sometimes.
  Example: Sheldon's dick dreck was all over the place - on the sofa's blue velour covering, on the wall, on the floor, and some had even gotten onto the package of Lieber breadsticks that Shirley had left on the coffee table. "Is that kosher?" Shirley asked breathlessly.
• cum, white sticky liquid that comes from the penis.
  Example: He jacked off so much, that he finally ejaculated semen all over himself
• A man who works on a ship or boat.
  Example: Hey captain! I need your semen on my poopdeck right now!
• Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!
  Example: Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that. Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!
• People who work, live, and sail on a ship. People who have a passion for the se. Also sailors, se people and se-farers.
  Example: Why are the others writing such dirty and horrible things about semen?
• See cum
  Example: So much semen, so little time.
• the creamy white stuff that when you bend over in the shower it gets shot in your ass
  Example: oh boy today james plugged my ass with semen i wont shit for weeks
• Manly fluids of the genitals People in a submarine
  Example: Look, there is semen in the submarine Look, there is semen in the submarine
• A fluid which sperm swims in.
  Example: That gay person eats semen
• Waylon Smithers: "I don't think women and seamen go together, sir C. Montgomery Burns: "We know what YOU think, Smithers".
  Example: REAL men don't eat quiche - or semen...
• A mispelling of seven.
  Example: Its seVen, not seMen!
• A sailor
  Example: Back in WWII I used to be a semen...now I just put it on my wife's ass.
• Man chowder.

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March 19, 2010