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TV

Term: TV
Definition: Synonym for transvestite.
Date Added: 13 March, 2007
ID: 408

Definitions From Urban Dictionary:

• 1. Unsupervised, it's cocaine for children. Want to make a criminal? Place child (A) in front of TV (B) for 10 years. Nag occassionally. Wait for police. 2.One of many distractions that pulls the attention away from yourself so you don't see how miserable you are in reality. Highly addictive. 3.A transvestite.
  Example: It's not TV, it's your dad in a dress!
• A big box shaped item that drains the minds of little boys and girls.
  Example: My little brother and all of his little friends all drained their minds by watching the tv.
• short form for the word Television
  Example: Yo Bitch, I'm on TV
• Thought Vacuum People usually watch TV to escape from the real world or to pass the time. But after watching TV enough and doing little else to keep it busy, the brain will enter a recessive state, usually leading to short term memory, minimal attention span, etc.
  Example: That was a good episode of [Lost]. I wonder what else is on. That was a good episode of [American Idol]. I wonder what else is on. That was a good episode of [Family Guy]. *picks up a book* Huh, none of these words make sense. Oh well. *picks up the TV remote*
• A natural predator. It lures it's prey to itself, by flashing moving images and makes the prey sit in front of it, until it will starve to death. Once you look at it, you are magnetized and cannot leave without the help of another Being.
  Example: OMFG! He's stuck to the TV. Quick, before he starves.
• A gigantic box used to perpetuate the decadence of American culture.
  Example: Yo dawg, I watch my TV and I am getting dumber dawg, Yo!!!
• a box shaped thing witch light comes out of and boys and girls cant stop watching
  Example: look at him watch tv,this is gonna be some kind of a reacerd
• The opiate of the masses.
  Example: Symptoms of heavy TV users: Glazed eyes Detachment from reality Social ineptitude Delusions such as believing that ficitional characters and/or plot lines are real - this may lead to the addict seeking out the actors and actresses at conventions and addressing them by their fictional names Religious worship of actors and actresses as gods (which may lead to low self-esteem) Serious cases of TV addiction can lead to a decline in the addict's general hygiene, and in many cases, substantial weight gain
• cultural warfare. TV companies cater to the lowest-common-denominator, people's weaknesses to make profit.
  Example: Americans watch too much TV
• friend with many colors
  Example: Guy: Im going to hang with my TV Guy2: Aight, I'll come too
• Our only education Free porn
  Example: Teacher: Lets watch mindless TV, i dont wana teach, im too high Kids: Lets watch porn!! Teacher: Fine fine.... Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block
• A glowing set of Tits and a Vagina. thats seems to attract all people to constantly stare.
  Example: All I see on TV is tits trying to sell me shit I don't need.
• Transvestite. Some escort services list them as [TVTS] or 'Transvestite/[Transexual]'
  Example: See www.eros.com for examples. NASTY NASTY NASTY. That's just wrong.
• Television Often watched for far too long. An easy way of parenting for lazy bums on the welfare. Kill 'em all. Also used for "transvestite"- someone who dresses out of their gender.
  Example: A-Team was the best show ever to get on TV. Yo mama a tv.
• transvestite
• The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are: Massive drooling Bloodshot eyes Lazy tounges Slurred speach Serial killing The urge to buy any product advertised
  Example: Take this scenario for example: "Honey, time for dinner" "Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons" "Son, stop watching that dumb tv" "GotohellfoallsIcaremom"
• who the fuck said that money was the root of all evil it clearly is NOT, TV is the root of all evil. well known fact.
  Example: that fooking tv caused me a divorce cos my husband kept yelling shudup even when crap came on it!
• some fukin box that wastes ur mind....
  Example: i wach it all the time....................... and im not smart..................... at all
• shortened version of television;people like to watch it a lot
  Example: Joe:Hey dude let's got watch TV. Ed:Ok.
• Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.
  Example: "Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass". "But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!" "Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"

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